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Death Metal T-Shirt

Death Metal T-Shirt

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Sometimes You've Just Got To AAAA T-Shirt

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Some Days Just Be Like Blegh T-Shirt

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Some Days Just Be Like Blegh T-Shirt

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We print our tees right here in the USA — because nothing says "heavy metal" like supporting domestic manufacturing. We've got print shops in Florida and Texas, which, honestly, are already metal enough on their own.

For our international fans: we've partnered with printers around the world so your order gets to you fast. The music is universal. So is the merch.

Do you ship internationally?


Yes, we ship worldwide. Doesn't matter where you are — if you've got a mailing address and questionable taste in music, we can find you. Shipping rates vary by location, so check our shipping policy for the details relevant to your part of the world.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with your very own tracking number — so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your shirt inch closer to your door, one scan at a time. We've all been there.

What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are made from high-quality, seriously comfortable materials — soft enough for couch sessions, tough enough for the pit, and gentle enough for the skin of someone who looks way more intimidating than they actually are. Exact materials vary by item; you'll find the specifics on each product page.

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Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

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